kickass

lol.

2009-01-27T23:18:00.007+08:00

Everyday is christmas day! Get into the spirit of giving! Good moral to live by everyday! Which is why i will not have a Chinese New Year banner and will keep the christmas one :3

anyway.

a certain buttwipe forgot to wish you all. :3
a happy chinese new year;
oranges: O O O O O O O
ang baos: [] [] [] [] [] []
MONNEY: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

enjoy :3
some buttwipe better update this!! D:
and i have not forgotten the fact that you guys never tagged and never fed my pet!

lulz.

2009-01-18T00:05:00.001+08:00

Watch this link (couldn't embed)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ

Its the funniest shit ever. I've been watching this 10 times already and still going on watching haha.

0118 999 881 999 119725.......3

poor pet!!!

2009-01-12T00:10:00.002+08:00

SHIT my (our) (me and mok's) pet's dying FEED HER YOU MONKEYS...

I won't have time to blog for you all to see unless you monkeys feed the poor pet!

THIS IS A THREAT

You won't ge away with it. Don't think you'll get away with it because you won't.
EVERYONE HAS A PART TO PLAY.

REPEAT: THIS IS A THREATTTTTTT

FIXED.

2009-01-02T21:22:00.004+08:00

Hehe, you silly Buttwipe! I think i pressed on Edit template, then they let me pick one so i got back the black one and there i go! Restored. I think blogger actually saves the format in which you used for that one particular blogskin, so if you got another and decide to get back the previous you'll still get what you had before. Understand? XD
Anyway, i totally saw you! You were upstairs and i said that your hair isn't even purple AT ALL. Haha.

I'm to lazy to point up my post cause i'm stinking from training and i'm supposed to bath ("Omg you're disgusting, jane!" I hear you say, but if jane wasn't disgusting, jane won't be jane :D) so yes, i have to bath soon!

Anyway, i'll share with youu monkeys something. Today during assembly, i prodded this grasshopper the size of a bottle cap onto my shoe and waited for prayer to be over so i can inspect it. After that Ms Chan was ~~crapping~~ having a few words so i didn't dare to crouch down and look at it cause i'm at the front. Then the people from next class were like, "Erm, there's a bug on your shoe..." (Like omg, they were like edging away, like, gosh, the bug is more then an arm length away from them and moreover, its on ME so why are they being so scared? :OO) So i was like, "Ya, i know." Haha, it must have been so funny. They must have been thinking, "o.O Omg its the start of school and already this weird girl is like beside me!! :OOOOOO) Okay, whatever haha.
Okay last picture. Very funny. Hopefully twilight fan~~tards~~ will be mature and open-minded about this and take it with a pinch of salt. (Was this expression correct? :O)

From Karissa. I just edited the shit picture to a proper BROWN instead of black. Haha. Any twilight fans feeling offended should tag so and i will take proper measures to avoid you xDD
(btw, Karissa, i'm not being an ungrateful ingrate but this picture is rather a shitty edit xDD if i had the time i'd actually make the hand EMBRACE the poo, instead of like, the hand cups into a bowl and this shit pops on her hand, that kind of feeling. haha!)

2009-01-02T00:45:00.001+08:00

OH CRAP OH SHIT OH CRAP OH SHIT
JANE WHAT DID I DO!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CBOX, PET, AND THE WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW THE HEADER'S GONE TOO! OMG CAN YOU SALVAGE THIS?!?!?!

I'M SO SORRY! D: D: D: D:
Must be the stress getting to me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2009-01-01T00:00:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!

2008-12-31T16:22:00.002+08:00

First, I'm so sorry but I don't remember seeing you on the 12th! I don't even remember going to school. Hahahahaha and what's "down below" eh? :D

Second, I can't believe you have SOOOOOOOOO much time to actually do that! Hahaha it's cute though. And amusing :D oh btw, it's "conveyor", hahahaha :)

Third, I think "popular demand" will be a better phrase for "popular responses" :) I don't get your whole jpg, gif, png, bmp thing! What's the difference actually? The jpg one and the gif one looks about th same :O Normally I save my images in jpg/jpeg because I like it. As in, I'm used to it, cos the photos we take with cams and handphones are all jpg format. What's the difference between jpg and jpeg anyway? :D

Fourth, LOL y'know the settings can be changed so that annoying blogger will not keep correcting your html errors? :D

Fifth, I believe all monkeys have been really good monkeys, so... It's waaaaaaay after Christmas! It's the end of 2008 already! :O Where's our moving header! :( lol. We're all relying on you cos this dumbo here doesn't know how to make headers. Hahahah. Unlike our beloved Miss Asshub :)

Sixth, IT'S ALMOST THE FREAKING END OF THE YEAR!!!! Omg and all of us freaks are gna be Sec 3s. SECOND OLDEST IN THE SCHOOL, ZOMG! :O CHINESE O LEVELS! :O omg omg omg omg :( ARGH! Okay, SEVEN HOURS TO GO!

Seventh, I FREAKING LOST MY WATER BOTTLE! IT'S FREAKING NEW! OMG OMG OMG OMG, I'm so gna be murdered.

Eighth, bye!

A couple of few things :D

2008-12-16T23:12:00.008+08:00

One, Hey but i saw you on Friday from "down below!" How could you forget!! D:

Two, And did you see this? Because i have tagboard replies there.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x4udzF9m2Mk/SUcyNmUtQHI/AAAAAAAAAEA/3U-3Y-TTshM/s1600-h/awesome.jpg

Three, ~~Due to (one) popular responses (i know its a grammatical error if i/you included the one so i purposely bracket-ed it so ignore the one),~~ Have i mentioned how much i HATE jpg? Have i? No? I'll say it again (And i will say it many times over) I HATE JPG. IT SCREWS UP MY PICTURES. Here, nicer one.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r134/xChaosDark/merrychristmasfinal.gif
I uploaded it in gif. Much better. No more smart aleck jpg trying to enhance my picture by doing its own shadings/blendings and shitty image blurring/blotting/destroying.

Four, sometimes i wish i could change the whole blogskin and not use the dumb blogger thing. True, it is very neat and pretty but omgggggggg if every script i put in the html section has to be "well-formed" and that the "XML elements are closed properly" or "entity name must immediately follow the '&' in the entity reference", I would die of high blood pressure and heart attack before i could successfully save the template.

Five, if you all monkeys are nice i'd make a moving gif header. Although i'll probably finish it after christmas because of my busy schedule (dates with my computer, lessons, talks, CCA, etc etc etc.) (Darn i sounded like a robotic business woman. NOO) and my lazy bum.

Six, if i really commited myself to do it, unfortunately you all monkeys will have to bear with it / put up with it until next year's christmas because i will not see my pretty gif that i'd probably spend 100000000000 hours making if i really did rotting in the stinky storages of my computer.

Seven, bye bye monkeys and miss buttwipe!

P.S. I forgot my cbox account password, darn. :D

P.S.S Something before i go. Hopefully you've watched Kung Fu Hustle already or the joke won't be too funny.

A many things :)

2008-12-16T18:37:00.002+08:00

First things first, hello Jane :) haven't seen you in a looooooong while.

Second, Jane, seven things isn't "a few things", it's quite a lot alr :D

Third, I like that picture header a lot! :D though I've no idea how you did it, it's damn cute, thanks :)

Fourth, Jane, I'm so sorry people link this blog to your name, hahaha.

Fifth, I don't know what else to say. Oh Jane, darn just remove the smilies! At least don't put so many! >:O

Sixth, Long John Silver's crunchy shrimps are nice, but expensive. FREAKING 5 (or is it 6) PIECES FOR THREE DOLLARS AND FIFTY CENTS, DAMN :(

Seventh, bye :)

A few things.

2008-12-16T12:06:00.006+08:00

Now let me get a few things straight and brought to your short-lived attention.

One, OMG YOU MONSTERS! WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE TO OUR POOR PET? NO ONE FED IT AND ITS DYING! MEANIES! D;

Two, For the 4830735837418964735900000th time, dontsopjidpong is not my blog! dontsopjidpong is a joint blog. A JOINT blog. See? Enlarged for your benefit. Kindly do not link me to that (this). If you really have to link, link this diejanedie.blogspot.com okay! Thanks.

Three, Darn i forgot what was it i wanted to write.

Four, This blog will not be dead/will not rot. This blog is fed by tags. No tags, no posts. No posts = you never tag! SEE AND BE ENLIGHTENED. AND DO WHAT YOU MUST. NOW.

Five, Read Soul Eater.

Because I feel as if i'm in the same situation as them.
"Boo, its them monkeys! No tag, no feed, no listen to me! D:"
And then you think,
"What are you doing, never update shit!"
And then i think,
"I'm dead so shut up!"
(Yes I CAN READ YOUR MIND BWAHAHAHAS.)

Six, Thanks for your attention. Thats all, i guess. bye~

Seven, Something else. How do you like the new picture header? heh. JPEG sucks. I want BMP but blawdy blogger says "no". Actually it/they didn't. It just can't be done. Which SUCKS! I spent a bizillion years doing that, dotting very single pixel so APPRECIATE. lol.
P.S. I'm sorry, poor turkeys. I had to do it. It was for entertainment's sake. Blame it on those monkeys. Cheers!

2008-12-09T12:35:00.001+08:00

Okieeeez this blog is gna rot and die soon~
Like 8gua.
JANE KOH WHERE ARE YOU AH!

lol'd

2008-11-28T00:59:00.006+08:00

This is a description of a certain someone and her plight. lol'd

This is a gif of many someones being disfigured and spread on the internet for all to see.
Sadly, this dumb thing cant move on blogger so if you want it tell me on msn. jane, that is. not domokun.

Pretty scary huh, both pictures. LOL'D...

My blog.

2008-11-25T17:22:00.001+08:00

Aren't you all happy, i finally have a offical public blog.
Guess what it is.
s____r___.blogspot.com
Two words, first is painful and second is loud.
How fun, everyone start guessing and try to get in my blog nowww.

Blargh

2008-11-24T23:39:00.005+08:00

Back from my hiatus and that buttwipe goes hiatus. hurrrr.
Now that i've gotten some hard earned money i feel extremely stingy.
Like, example:
There would be a class gathering for my primary 6 class and i'm like, "yay!"
But then after a while i'm like, "shit, i'll have to pay for myself with my money i earned standing 12 hours everyday except for cca which i have to rush to work after that plus 2 meals sometimes no meals at all in between except for odd stuff like potato chips and 3 bars of chocolate and less than 8 hours of sleep! Damn damn damn. They are so not going to pay for me."
I feel horrendously stingy and protective of my money.

So yeah, I got sick of that blawdy peanut butter jelly thing i put up myself and removed it, arent you all happy hahahaha.

2008-11-21T21:36:00.000+08:00

Hello! Nahhh I can't update much, mainy 'cos I'll be away from 24-27 Nov! :) BYEEE <3

Busy

2008-11-21T14:00:00.002+08:00

Jane will be busy for a very long time. Until Sunday. Or Monday.
Which, unfortunately for you, she will not be updating anything at all. Which means Miss Mok's editting will have to be postponed unless you would like to do so yourself which i strongly reccommend.
Too bad. lol.

TITLE!

2008-11-13T01:18:00.006+08:00

PEOPLE GO CHECK OUT SOUTH PARK EPISODE 1212 - ABOUT LAST NIGHT!

Jane do me a favor, if possible, embed the vids here? There's the 3 part one! That's the complete one. Hahah I hate embedding :/ It's so cool :D

EDIT:

~~I cant hear nothing though. Its probably the wrong thing, we'd you watch it anyway?~~
I found it. I'm a genius.
Btw, check out the cbox.

Funny crap.

2008-11-13T00:50:00.006+08:00

Today was a bad day in GUNZ. I'll complain someday.
But today, we bring you some funny shit to laugh at or diss at.

FINE DANCING FOR YE PRETTY BABIES.
*GASP* WE EVEN HAVE POLE DANCE FOR BABIES 2-3 OR 4-6 YEARS OLD!!
APPLY NOW! POLE DANCING - AN INVESTMENT FOR YOUR BABIES' FUTURE, MALE OR FEMALE!

FIRE SALE!
AND PRETTY URGENT TOO!
SELLING ARSONIST SERVICES TO FOLLOWING TYPES OF HOUSES! *MEGA GASP*

Jie Mei 1: "We ishzx jiiex mUiiz nndd we lUrBbezxcsxhcz each otherzx sh00 freAkiingq mUch we wantt tUhh habb da same bagzzx!"
Jie Mei 2: "Yepps! Muuachhsx muachhs! <3333"
Jie Mei 3: "Yayeeeeeez! Letsch perraidde 0n daa strreetz tUhh sh00w daa pplex 0urr jiiex muiiz p0wwhaarz!!"
Jie Meis 123 together: "JIIEX MUIIZ TII0NGG XHIINZ G0000!!! <3333"

Note: Mok does awesome twits. Heh.Just for tthe fun of it, I spellchecked the twitty part and this was what i got.
C'mon people! Many yellow is the way to go!
Lets let the twit language "FA YANG GUANG DAHH!"
EVERYBODY TWIT NOW.

Any resemblance to anybody or anything is ~~too bad.~~ coincidental.
Enjoy.

THIS TITLE IS HERE JUST FOR JANE!

2008-11-11T15:07:00.003+08:00

GAH C1B C1B SS-GEOG SS-GEOG I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! :D

Lhmmtwbmw HAHAHAHA.

I NEED TO POST MORE. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO POST ABOUT, I'M SO SAD.
MY BLOG IS DYING. GOING TO DIE. SOON. OMG.

ME SO SAD :(

EEE :( I'm going to school. Soon, I won't tell you when. BUT SOON. And I'm starting to feel hungry. SIGH, C1B SS-GEOG I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHAH.

OMGOMGOMG

2008-11-08T00:22:00.002+08:00

OMG JOWEE!
ITS YOU.

Okay, so this picture is so old its actually embarrassing to put it up, but THIS IS MY REVENGE (repeated twice) TO YOU MWAHAHAHA.
:D
ENJOY, PEOPLE. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anyway i got us a pet. PLEASE FEED IT AND PLAY GAMES WITH IT OR I WILL KILL YOU.

HAVE FUN.

2008-11-06T15:00:00.000+08:00

Enjoyed the blog music? haha.
have fun:

Super Mario Bros (with Luigi)great free widgetsWidgetbox

Funny shit.

2008-11-06T13:55:00.002+08:00

Even though we live in Singapore and this is none of our business, (not for us school victims anyway) This is some funny shit.

This is the full thing.

Enjoy. lol.

Tag

2008-11-05T22:01:00.002+08:00

Everyone do this quiz on your blog. And remember to tag your blog url on the cbox when you are done. Do it nownownow!

Dear ... ,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.'

___12___, -your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

D:<

2008-11-04T23:37:00.003+08:00

I have the sudden urge to complain.
Here goes.

OH MY FECKING GOSH.
KANNA LOOKS LIKE THE PITS.
I'M GONNA DIE FROM DISAPPOINTMENT.
BOO! TAT LIKE THAT FEGLY P.O.T GUY.
20th Century Boys was too hurried.
I FELT MORE EXCITED SITTING ON MY HARD CHAIR READING THE MANGA THAN AT THE CINEMA ON A SOFT CHAIR WATCHING THE MOVIE.
And we probably pissed plenty of people cause we keep giving spoilers. (FUKUBEI! FUKUBEI!)
20TH CENTURY BOYS MOVIE PROBABLY WILL INSPIRE ME TO MAKE MY OWN PUBLIC BLOG. FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!
I FEEL SO SAD.
OH WOE BETIDE ME!
TAT
(edit: This is not my blog so i will control myself lol.
Whether i will be inspired to have a public blog is unconfirmed.)

Chihara Minori's voice is great. (Nothing to do with 20th Century Boys.)

~~Sorry for blabbing. Hurhur.~~

:O

2008-11-04T22:32:00.000+08:00

Well sorry for making you put title. Don't put, okay. >.>
I'm always doing the exact same thing except with a mouse to do a game glitch.(what else lol) That clicky video reminds me of that jogging thing. My brother's school had this program and some of the classes got that jogging steps thing for free. And they were abusing it by shaking it and comparing who has the highest number lol.

Something wise for everyone: Noob is a compliment. Only green-eyed people abuse that word cause they are jealous. HAHA. So everyone remember to say THANK YOU when people call you that.
CLICK TO VIEW IT. You ask,
1) Why is there a tree all of a sudden?
2) And why did you zoom in on the nasty guy?
3) And why does it only have his upper body on the last picture?

1) I am the author and i needed a tree so i put one there.
2) I don't want to draw the bloody tree and bloody dead body anymore and also because i am the author and i say so.
3) Lastly its because i'm sick of drawing stick figures with a mouse on Paint and the story ends there and also because i am the author and i say so.

If you dont like it press this for a more educational and benefical website >> X Or this. >> X

I HATE PUTTING TITLES

2008-11-04T20:05:00.000+08:00

Okay Miss Asshub,
Since you love titles so much
This shall be my standard title
BECAUSE
I HATE TYPING TITLES
So troublesome!

AND STOP TITLING MY UNTITLED POSTS YOU ASS!

I AM ANGRY! I dunno why.

Go Youtube.com and search Takahashi Meijin 16shot, he's coolness. Asshub, if you want, you can upload/embed it here whatever! Hahaha!

Filler material

2008-11-03T19:32:00.000+08:00

Something grabbed from 8gua-1hope. As title suggests, it's just filler material. Lawl. Sorry about the slang and singlish words in it. THIS WAS DONE LAST YEAR.
Enjoy.

Spongebob and his adventures in Bikini bottom.

one day spongebob was strolling along bikini bottom whn a green girl, a red girl and a blue girl pops out from behind the bushes. he got a fright and demanded to know wad is happening. "HELLO SPONGEBOB. im bosom, and we are the durianpuff girls! this is butterplate, and this is bobbles. we hav decided to be hero-ress of bikini bottom and protect it from devestation!" the red girl yelled. spongebob replied, "bahahaha. bahahahahaha. you, protect bikini bottom. bahahaha. bahahahahaha. bahahahaha." and walked on.
soon, he met buzz lightyear. "HEY!! i remember you! you're from toy story 1 and 2!! MY IDOL."
spongebob shrieked.
"I-am-not-called-buzz-lightyear-my-name-is-Hum-darkyear
and-i-work-for-mr-plankton-the-evil-plankton.
i-am-pleased-to-be-of-service-how-can-i-help-you.
i-will-do-anything-to-please-anybody.
tell-me-all-your-troubles-and-i-will-help-you.
i-am-a-good-robot.
i-help-people.
if-i-help-you-then-i-will-be-helping-the-community-and-helping-the-community-means-helping-bikini-bottom.
i-like-to-help-bikini-bottom-because-helping-people-is-my-passion-i-live-to-serve-and-help-people-and-people-like-me-for-it-if-i-help-people-then-people-will-follow-suit-and-help-people-and-they-will-help-other-people-and-other-people-will-help-other-people.
and-after-other-people-had-been-helping-other-people-the-whole-of-bikini-bottom-will-be-full-of-helpful-people-and-helpfulness-is-nice-because-you-can-be-of-service-to-other-people-and-being-of-service-is-the-most-wonderful-thing-in-the-world-helping-people-spreads-the-message-of-helping-people-and-helping-people-will-make-you-loved
if-this-world-is-full-of-love-then-helpfulness-will-be-all-over-the-place-the-rich-shares-money-with-the-poor-and-the-poor-gives-the-rich-4d-numbers-to-play-4d-and-playing-4d-helps-because-if-the-4d-den-is-not-there-the-4d-cashier-will-not-have-a-job.
if-the-cashier-doesnt-get-a-job-then-the-cashier-will-be-poor-so-not-buying-4d-is-good-because-it-lets-the-rich-be-helpful-and-give-the-cashier-money. helping-is-a-good-thing-because-people-help-people-and-the-world-will-be-full-of-helpfullness-and-love-and-love-is-a-good-thing-because-if-u-dont-love-it-means-u-hate-and-hate-is-a-bad-thing-so-love-is-good.
but-hate-lets-u-have-a-competitive-spirit-and-make-you-work-harder-to-beat-the-person-you-hate-so-it-is-a-good-thing
so-how-can-i-help-you-you-yellow-spongey-cuboid-ops-its-way-past-my-lunch-time-i-have-to-get-my-lunch-im-sorry-i-cannot-be-helpful-today-byeyebyebyeebyebyeebyeebyebyebeybyeybebyebe"

and with that hum darkyear left
spongebob continued to walk and saw ELMO
and big bird.
elmo starts to sing
lalalala.lalalala.elmo'sworld.
lalalalalalalala.elmo'sworld.
elmo is crazy elmo is crude.
thats elmo's world. lalalalalalala.
he hates being kind he loves being evil elmo's world
lalalala lalalala elmo's world
elmo is spastic elmo is toot
thats elmo's songggggggggggggggg
dadadadadadada

and giggling wildly he left. spongebob walked on. and saw barney.

i hate you. u hate me.
so that ends our relationship
with a slap on your face and a punchie on ur butt
no more couples anymore.

lalalalalalala.

i loved you. you cheated me.
bring one man home let me see.
you and him kiss kiss and tink i duno anything.
next day i break up with you.

sun rises. comes next day.
we walk to court make big scene.
our lawyers fighting each other and go box box box.
see which lawyer will die fers.

see boxing. fun fun fun.
i bet the red one will win.
blue go box box box and red went kick kick kick.
accidentally kicked blue's cock.

red lawyer. win win win.
big prize is one farrari.
and my ex-wife here at your service.
do whatever you want to it.

and left.

thn he see teletubbie. spongebob went OH MY Fudgecake the worst show ever had struck bikini bottom. and to tink barney was bad enough. i was wrong.

and teletubbie heard that and went "ooooo" and a brilliant light came from the built-in TV in the tubbie's tummy. spongebob strunk to the size of a fudgecake and screamed.
"durianpuff to the rescue" and three girls dressed in spinky armour appeared. "durain air attack!!!" and bosom started burping. butterplate started farting and bobbles, not knowing what to do, breathed in and out deeply. the overpowering smell of durain made tubbie pass out and so once again the day is saved thanks to the durianpuff girls of emicakes.
*end*

Subways = PWN'D

2008-11-03T13:21:00.000+08:00

Today we I will post a picture.
(This picture is just so funny, I couldn't resist. Anyway, I didnt make that picture, i just found it so NO USING WITHOUT THE CREATOR'S PERMISSION. And I'm not using it, I'm advertising. lol.)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Credits to Bobbysayhi
From Roblox

EDIT: I'll post another.
This is to Woons. Sorry for the uglyness, this mouse is too slippery.

HER BRAINS LEVELED UP.

To Huimin: I have a new email. Are you still playing Puzzle Pirates?

To Mok: Please put a title. And please post something else other than "There! I have posted! Now byebye!" or anything along that line. Hurhurhur. SICK = FREE TIME IN BED = FREE TIME TO POST. lawl.

Needs a title.

2008-11-02T21:50:00.001+08:00

Before Jane's lipase can digest me, THERE IT IS! I POSTED! THE FREAKING SECOND POST!

Omg, MISS ASSHUB, I AM NOT FATS! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG STUPID ASSHUB! I'M SICK. Okay.

Aww

2008-11-02T10:34:00.000+08:00

Why am i the only one posting? D:
Mok is a busy woman. SO she has to blog more than me!
Doesn't make sense? It does to me.
START POSTING or my lipase will digest you.

DISTURBIA!

2008-11-01T11:58:00.000+08:00

Today we bring you this ~~bad~~ scary video and lyrics will be provided. (Trust us, our provided lyrics are better.) Ready, GO!

DUMB DUMB DI DUMB DUMB DUMB YOU DUMB DUMB
DUMB DUMB DI DUMB DUMB DUMB YOU DUMB DUMB

What's wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I'm going crazy now

No more gas in the ass
Can't even get it farted
Nothing heard, nothing said
Can't even speak about it
I've no light on my head
Don't have any to think with it
Feels like I'm going insane
Yeah

It's the air in the butt
It wants to come out
It can build up inside you
And explode you
A big flaw of mankind
It embarass you
It's too close for breathing

Okay, so this is dumb. I'll stop here. Enjoy the rest of the ~~bad~~ scary video.

Kudos!

New Blogskin

2008-11-01T11:25:00.000+08:00

Why us blogskin is nice:
- Cause its cool.

Why us cbox is nice:
- Cause SPAMMING IS ALLOWED
- Cause profanities filtering is DISABLED (c'mon people, spam the F word now!)
- Our Smilies are YELLOW
- Cause there's emo colours
- Black is the new cool
- Cause its fun seeing you type name into your message!

bwahaha!

I t'nod erac nam!

2008-10-31T23:36:00.000+08:00

Enaj si hcus na toidi! S'ti yako, dnoces si enif htiw em oot! Ahahah s'ti os drah gnipyt ekil taht ahah, diputs Enaj, m'I ton a epiwttub lrig! Hhag!

ELLO POPPETS.

2008-10-31T22:49:00.001+08:00

I HAS GOTS THE FIRST POSTS
BWAHAHAHA
HURHURHUR
Anyway this is JANE.
The other ~~buttwipe~~ girl that will be blogging with me is mok.

HOPES EW HAS AN NICE DACE!